what does it mean?

what are the rules of love?
kiss on the lips , means I LOVE YOU
kiss on the ear you are special
while kiss on the nose is laughter
it is friendship when its on the cheek
wants to comfort you if you're kissed on the forehead
kiss on the neck means i want you
kiss on the shoulder means you are wonderful
be careful if kissed anywhere else
can't live without you if played with your hair
hold hand means don't want to loose you and joy
arms around waist means you are mine and i need you
hug means care
smiling at each other shows affection
looking around means hiding true feelings
tender kiss on the side of the lips means you're mine
wetting your lips means you are waiting for a kiss
teardrop means i miss you